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Pimpin'
Friday, March 17, 2000 10:17 a.m.
Yet another highly amusing free email service. Now, you can be you@pimpstyle.com. Yeah, baby, YEAH. This seriously cracks me up, but that probably has something to do with the serious overuse of the word "pimp" in my vocabulary lately. My friends' classy room in the Susse Chalet is referred to as "The Pimpshack". My car? "The Pimpmobile". I've got issues.
If only all banner ads were this good
Wednesday, March 8, 2000 09:46 p.m.
A collection of fake banner ads, from chickenhead. Hilarious. Some of them are clickable and lead to additional hilarity. A highly recommended procrastination tool.
Use The Force, dude!
Friday, March 3, 2000 07:01 p.m.
Flash rules. This is Star Wars, Episode 4 condensed into about 5 minutes of Flash cartoon with an excessive use of the word "dude". For a Star Wars lunatic like me, this is hilarious entertainment.
Awwwwwwww yeah
Friday, February 25, 2000 11:04 p.m.
This is too funny. With free email services this cool, there is no need to show the world that hideous @aol.com address you should be ashamed to have. Ever since I discovered this page (via my dear friend Alice's pita), it has been a running joke between me and a friend of mine.
Antika Nueva
Friday, February 25, 2000 10:57 p.m.
Beautiful jewelry handmade by a woman in Dover, New Hampshire. She uses interesting objects and recycled material and creates really gorgeous, unique pieces.
The Dyes of Our Lives
Friday, February 25, 2000 10:54 p.m.
Some people with a little too much time on their hands created a soap opera, with a cast of characters made up of the models on boxes of hair dye.
I am SO addicted
Friday, February 25, 2000 08:26 a.m.
So I got The Sims earlier this week. And already I am a total addict. The link here takes you to part of the official site - check out the family albums, some of them are hysterical.
Putting the Numb back in the News
Monday, February 21, 2000 10:02 a.m.
Fox News (now there's an oxymoron) calls stealing a nick on IRC "vandalism". Um, yeah. I've been on IRC for six years, and I've had the same nick the whole time. So according to Fox News, anyone who uses that nick when I'm offline is committing an act of vandalism? OK, I think I'll go spray some grafitti on the walls of the web, or something. How I long for the day when the news has at least a basic grasp of the technology. I can dream, can't I?
The Atomic Mule
Saturday, February 12, 2000 07:14 p.m.
"If it commands attention, it's culture. If it matches the couch, it's art."
The opening Flash sequence is highly amusing, in a crass sort of way. Check it out.
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Daily Quotes
"He had a mean streak 3 miles wide, and it was a long walk to the other side. She tried to get through it holding on to her smile, but he wasn't worth the time it takes to make that mistake, he just wasn't worthwhile. She's been under command of the wrong man, and she'll give you anything except the upper hand. She was his mother and his lover and his wife, now she wants the luxury of her own life. 'Cause the marriage business is still run by men, like every business and everything, but she can sing. Like a son of a bitch make him twitch around his eyes, girl, make him apologize." (Ani DiFranco)
"Then one day she looked around her, and everything up till then was showing. And she wondered, how did I get here, without even knowing where I was going? And there is no getting out of this, and there is no going back, and it all seems so odd sometimes, and the odds all seem stacked." (Ani DiFranco)
"Let the sun beat through the clouds, let me kiss you on the mouth, all my childhood toys with chew marks in your smile. Let me hold your syrup close to mine, let me watch you Hollywood and Vine, and I want you like the movies, touch me now. I love you crazy, just keep on. I love you madly, just keep watch. You wipe my lips, you turn me on, my attentions are turned to you." (REM)
"Going once, going twice, sold to the girl who ignored all the advice of the people who knew better. She just stood there on the front porch waiting for her will to come and get her. She was packed, she had a suitcase full of noble intentions, she had a map and a straight face, hell bent on reinvention." (Ani DiFranco)
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