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Civil Rights? What are those?
Sunday, January 30, 2000 07:22 p.m.
What the hell is this shit? This is utter bull shit. The whole thing pisses me off - but the worst part, I think, is that if parents refuse to sign the consent form to have their children tested for drugs, then they children are punished as if they had tested positive! What the FUCK is that? Why bother to have a consent form, giving the appearance that there's a choice, when you're basically coercing them into signing the damn thing?
The Hunger Site
Sunday, January 30, 2000 04:55 p.m.
Go here now. All you have to do is click, and the sponsors donate food to starving people all over the world.
Metaspy - always entertaining
Tuesday, January 25, 2000 07:06 p.m.
Metaspy lets you see what all the other weirdos out there are searching for on the net. Great for some mindless entertainment.
Oh my god, NO! Please, no!
Saturday, January 22, 2000 10:27 p.m.
If Leonardo DiCrapio is Anakin Skywalker, I will be forced to lose all faith in everything I hold sacred. Come ON George, buy a clue!
About Face
Friday, January 21, 2000 08:10 p.m.
"In a study of almost five hundred schoolgirls, 81% of the ten-year-olds reported that they had dieted at least once (Mellin, Scully & Irwin, 1986)."
I am tired of seeing nothing but obscenely underweight women on television and in fashion magazines. I am sick to death of meeting people who have suffered from eating disorders. I want to open a magazine and see a fashion spread with a REAL WOMAN in it, someone with a little flesh on her bones.
About Face is "a media literacy organization focused on the impact mass media has on the physical, mental and emotional well being of women and girls." Their site is phenomenal. Particularly be sure to check out the collection of statistics. It's depressing but enlightening.
Transmeta revealed
Thursday, January 20, 2000 11:11 a.m.
For those of you who haven't heard of Transmeta, it's a Silicon Valley company where Linus Torvalds (creator of Linux) has been working, but on what, no one has known. They've finally revealed their big secret. Check it out.
Geek Astrology
Saturday, January 15, 2000 08:08 p.m.
These horoscopes rule, if you're enough of a geek to get them. I'm especially fond of "What you'd be if you were an operating system." Apparently, I'd be OS/2. But I suppose it could be worse. I could be a Micro$oft product.
Saturday, January 15, 2000 02:24 p.m.
Not really a new entry, just a note that I moved the Brunching Shuttlecocks over to Daily Reading because they are so damn funny, and the site is actually updated every day.
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Peep mania!
Friday, January 14, 2000 07:26 p.m.
Holy shit, there's an "Official Peeps Website." I am so in heaven. Now I want to go out and find me some peeps. But the fact that it's about 2 degrees Fahrenheit out there right now is probably going to keep me glued to this chair. Ah well.
Remove the pole from your ass so I can beat you with it
Thursday, January 13, 2000 05:25 p.m.
Personally, I would never ever want to live in a "gated community" or any place that involved stupid rules and a Homeowners Association. Now, I'm sure these people knew what they were getting into when they moved there and all, but sometimes rules should be bent. Frankly, what these ass holes who don't want a sick little boy to have a treehouse need is that garbage monster from the X-Files episode Arcadia.
Pikachu learns a new word
Wednesday, January 12, 2000 07:57 p.m.
Apparently, talking Pikachu knows a dirty word. I'm sure it's all a plot to warp the minds of little American boys and girls. Or something.
Disco Jesus
Wednesday, January 12, 2000 07:53 p.m.
For some reason, I find this totally hilarious. It's the same thing as the Hamster Dance, but with all sorts of versions of Jesus.
Deep down, we're all whores
Monday, January 10, 2000 10:54 p.m.
Ever heard of the Geek Code? Well, this is the WhoreCode. Mildly amusing, excellent time killer. Here's mine: WhCs4LCoJhBr+s- b68/54 B4^E3# a23 sF5M22 K8p k5BDdsSMAbGhImOprTt QBbEeLt v64s oT X2!!2 w6T r4S E* p6f7v*#g8s8C D7muas6c+ Has+p2usME7
David Bowie, Inc
Sunday, January 9, 2000 09:16 a.m.
David Bowie has opened his own online bank, at bowiebanc.com. You can even get a free year on his ISP (bowienet). To quote emmet on slashdot, "I would probably trust banks more if the bank managers were dressed like Jareth from Labyrinth."
Fuck George Lucas
Saturday, January 8, 2000 11:18 p.m.
Pardon my language, but the man sucks my ass. I want a goddamn DVD version and I want it now. At the very least, get the first trilogy out, you bastard.
At least the VHS version is Letterbox and has cool shit. Check out the dirt at starwars.com.
Barney Porn!
Saturday, January 8, 2000 10:06 p.m.
OK, not really Barney porn. But an exposed breast! God forbid a child ever see that. *snerk*
Radiskull and Devil Doll
Saturday, January 8, 2000 08:19 p.m.
Well this is actually something I was pointed to quite some time ago, but I do find it highly amusing. You need to have Flash 4, and speakers. I can't even describe it except to say, this guy is having way too much fun with Flash.
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Daily Quotes
"You'll stop me, won't you, if you've heard this one before. The one where I surprise you by showing up at your front door, saying let's not ask what next, or how or why. I am leaving in the morning, so let's not be shy." (Ani DiFranco)
"Guess there's something wrong with me, guess I don't fit in. No one wants to touch it, no one knows where to begin. I've got more than one membership to more than one club, and I owe my life to the people that I love." (Ani DiFranco)
"Do you ever have that dream, where you open your mouth and you try to scream, but you can't make a sound? That's every day, starting now. Don't tell me it's gonna be all right. You can't sell me on your optimism tonight." (Ani DiFranco)
"...the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes Awww!" (Jack Kerouac)
"When I say you sucked my brain out, the English translation is I am in love with you, and it is no fun. But I don't use words like love, 'cause words like that don't matter, but don't look so offended, you know, you should be flattered." (Ani DiFranco)
"I've had a lack of inhibition, I've had a loss of perspective, I've had a little bit to drink, and it's making me think that I can jump ship and swim, that the ocean will hold me, that there's got to be more than this boat that I'm in." (Ani DiFranco)
"Ah, it was a fine night, a warm night, a wine-drinking night, a moony night, and a night to hug your girl and talk and spit and be heavengoing." (Jack Kerouac)
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